56 lines
2.0 KiB
Julia
56 lines
2.0 KiB
Julia
include("../lib/io-extra.jl")
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# Stats (character names, character statistics etc)
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character_name="You"
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wrong_key_error = "That option is invalid"
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# Text to be included in scenes
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# GENERAL TEXTS
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intro_text = "$character_name woke up thirsty, hankering for a delicious citrus beverage.\n"
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# GENERAL OUTCOMES
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intro_option2outcome_text = "In the fridge, you find a half-filled plastic 2 liter
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bottle of delicious Sun Drop, a 40 oz King Cobra, and purple drink.\n"
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fridge_option1outcome_text = "This does not satisfy your thirst, so you decide
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you must go on The Quest For Bottled Sun Drop. \n"
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fridge_option2outcome_text = "The Sun Drop in a plastic bottle makes you realize
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it would be so much tastier in a glass bottle. You decide you must go on The Quest
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for Bottled Sun Drop. \n"
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car_option2outcome_text = "The shelf is bare! There is no glass-bottled Sun Drop
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to be found here.\n\n
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You really want that Sun Drop in a glass bottle. You decide you are heading
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to the bottling plant in Polaski, Tennessee. \n"
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tn_option1outcome_text = "You catch a ride with a burly trucker. He agrees to take
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you to the elusive Sun Drop for a blowie. You undo the man's pants to find a rank,
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girthy penis. You really want this Sun Drop, so you go to town. The trucker later
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states you've reached your destination. You realize you're in California. The
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trucker informs you that his load is in fact glass bottled Sun Drop! You receive
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a 12-pack for your troubles! Your quest is complete! \n"
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tn_option2outcome_text = "You arrive safely in Polaski, Tennessee. You buy your
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glass bottled Sun Drop and are satisfied with your day. Your quest is complete! \n"
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# ENDING OUTCOMES
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fridge_option3outcome_text = "The cops immediately bust down your door and shoot
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you for being black. \n"
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car_option1outcome_text = "Oh no! There's a one day sale on meat. You get
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trampled by a stampede of soccer moms. \n"
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dui_car_option1 = "The cops pull you over and smell malt liquor on your breath.
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You have gotten a DUI. \n"
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intro_option1outcome_text = "You die of dehydration.\n"
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