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include("../lib/io-extra.jl")
# Stats (character names, character statistics etc)
character_name="You"
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wrong_key_error = "That option is invalid"
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# Text to be included in scenes
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# GENERAL TEXTS
intro_text = "$character_name woke up thirsty, hankering for a delicious citrus beverage.\n"
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# GENERAL OUTCOMES
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intro_option2outcome_text = "\nIn the fridge, you find a half-filled plastic 2 liter
bottle of delicious Sun Drop, a 40 oz King Cobra, and purple drink.\n"
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fridge_option1outcome_text = "\nThis does not satisfy your thirst, so you decide
you must go on The Quest For Bottled Sun Drop. \n"
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fridge_option2outcome_text = "\nThe Sun Drop in a plastic bottle makes you realize
it would be so much tastier in a glass bottle. You decide you must go on The Quest
for Bottled Sun Drop. \n"
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car_option2outcome_text = "\nThe shelf is bare! There is no glass bottled Sun Drop
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to be found here.\n\n
You really want that Sun Drop in a glass bottle. You decide you are heading
to the bottling plant in Polaski, Tennessee. \n"
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tn_option1outcome_text = "\nYou catch a ride with a burly trucker. He agrees to take
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you to the elusive Sun Drop for a blowie. You undo the man's pants to find a rank,
girthy penis. You really want this Sun Drop, so you go to town. The trucker later
states you've reached your destination. You realize you're in California. The
trucker informs you that his load is in fact glass bottled Sun Drop! You receive
a 12-pack for your troubles! Your quest is complete! \n"
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tn_option2outcome_text = "\nYou arrive safely in Polaski, Tennessee. You buy your
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glass bottled Sun Drop and are satisfied with your day. Your quest is complete! \n"
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# ENDING OUTCOMES
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fridge_option3outcome_text = "\nThe cops immediately bust down your door and shoot
you for being black. \n"
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car_option1outcome_text = "\nOh no! There's a one day sale on meat. You get
trampled by a stampede of soccer moms. \n"
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dui_car_option1 = "\nThe cops pull you over and smell malt liquor on your breath.\n
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You have gotten a DUI. \n"
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intro_option1outcome_text = "\nYou die of dehydration.\n"
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