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<p><span style="color:#FF0000"> 04-JuL-2017 </span>- <a href="http://criticalsarcasm.com/posts/2017/jul/04-jul-2017-hangnails.html">Lost Inspiration</a></p>
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Critical Sarcasm for the knees
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<h2>Oh Hangnails, You're The Worst<h2>
<p> Have you ever realized just how much hangnails suck? Or how about how the not-quite-a-hangnail tiny wound that results from a nail being ripped off wrong? </p>
<p> Now, most people, I'm sure, don't want hangnails and they don't want to deal with them. However, they are generally considered a minor nuisance to be ignored, but really, they are a lot more than that. They are on our hands, the things we use to interact with the world. They haunt us every hour of every day.</p>
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<p> So there you are, in the middle of a field. You notice one of your nails is just a little too long. So you decide to bite/tear it off. Big mistake. Now, for the next few days, your life is going to be miserable.</p>
<p> It starts with the pain of having torn that delicate skin at the side of your nail, and then, it shares all the common problems of a proper hangnail.</P>
<p> Trying to do anything? "Oh, look at that little bit of flesh hanging off the side of my finger, I NEED to get rid of that." Which of course, leads to more pain, or at the very least, an incredible amount of distraction.
<p> Trying to buy a drink? "Alright, let me just get my wall... Ow! fff... <em>sigh</em>" The bastard catches on your pocket/crap in your purse as you go to reach for your money, again, causing plenty of pain.
<p> Well, I suppose if that was it, it's not all that bad, just very distracting. However, distractions cost time, and time is money, so therefore, hangnails take a chunk of change out of your wallet as well as your spirit.
<p> Alright, it's been a couple days, we decided to rip/cut it off and now, the horror, is finally over. It's healed, it looks a little red, but whatever it's fine.... Until.<p>
<p> Taping on your desk while thinking? Pain. Playing guitar? Pain. Brush against a wall? Pain. Your co-worker sets a book down next to your hand, but manages to gently brush up against your previous wound in that exact right place? Pain.<p>
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<p> Hangnails suck. </p>
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