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## Guilty! Until Proven Innocent. -- never finished aparently

Colleges depending on websites like turnitin.com (don't mention the link)

Any store that checks recepts on the way out, especially Cosco and Sams club .

It seems that, in the states, people are presumed guilty until proven innocent. Sure, in the court of law it is up to the accuser to come up with the burdon of proof, but a supposedly innocent man can sit in custody, without being charged, for up to 72 hours.

That's just law. These supposed warehouse clubs that claim to be such a good deal put the burden of proof on the customer to declare that he is innocent. Then of course there is school, which has been written about before in length.

In the eyes of our corporate masters, we are guilty until proven innocent.

## I am the law!

The person who is held in custody should be able to get compensation for the loss of liberty and any pain or suffering. However, that is the case of a wrongful arrest. What if someone is arrested due to an admin error?

In this case he might end up being arrested during a routine traffic stop and have his car impounded. There will likely be no compensation, nor will he get all of his money back from the tow/impound.

## School is sin

Oh school, you are so delicously evil. What happens these days if someone turns in a paper? It is sent to an automated that checks for plageriousm. Like most tools schools use, it's shit, littered with false positives, but I digress. The main purpose of these tools is to find students who are plagerising.

Hell, the entire grade is sometimes based off the amount of plagerisim. People have written some really amazing software that can analyze text, but not here. A mistake as simple as placing a period at the wrong spot can flag an entire paragraph for plagerisim.

## Mr. Walton, your club can suck it

Warehouse clubs, above everything else written today, are the gravest offenders of them all out of sheer princeapal.

What is a warehouse club?

A warehouse club is a retail store that charges a membership for the privelage of shopping there. Most of their merchendise is sold at wholesale sizes, but typically at normal, or slightly below normal, prices. That's right, people pay an extra fee for the privelage of buying name brands in bulk.

So whatever, bluk products sold at, hopefully, lower prices. What's wrong with that? While these clubs aren't the only offenders in the retail world, they make sure to rub it in everyone's face every time they leave the store.

"I need to see your recept, sir."

That's right, everyone who leaves those stores are burdened with prooving they didn't steal what they have by showing a recept. Yep, people pay yearly dues to shop in a place with normalish prices that treats you like a criminal every time they leave.

Yea, anytime I'm forced to show a recept, I feel as though I shouldn't shop there anymore. It just seems like bad customer service. Especially if it's a place where I have to pay a special yearly fee to get in. Being detained is pretty shitty, especially if you are charged. Bail is a rediculously high price to pay for an innocent's freedom, which I didn't even get into in this article. Perhaps it's already a thing, but I feel if you are proven innocent, all time spent in jail should be hugely compensated.

Oh, and fuck school.